All we wanted were a few kind words for our film, Der Bunker, in turn we received from Soiled Cinema this demented, un-PC, probably (or hopefully) drug-induced critique that in some fuck off to liberal education be a requirement for college creative writing classes, ah, if you don’t mind some salacious points on modern Germany and Judaism.  This opus will have you furiously googling up all his arcane references and almost certainly being offended by his in-your-face point-of-view. 

For the full review: SoiledCinema

Some of thoughts, people and films mentioned in the review:

  • I also think that Todd Solondz would find Der Bunker to be a great masturbation aid.
  • Christoph Schlingensief
  • Jörg Buttgereit
  • Rainer Werner Fassbinder
  • Der Samurai
  • Uncle Adolf
  • Eraserhead
  • Baltimorons
  • Pink Flamingos
  • quasi-incestuous eroticism
  • Singapore Sling
  • a Teutonic apocalyptic Napoleon Dynamite
  • metaphysical autism pollutes the atmosphere
  • part narcotizing nightmare and part foul fantasy
  • the Marx brothers
  • Hans W. Geißendörfer
  • Jean Seberg
  • someone that jerks off to Sartre novels,
  • hardcore incest and interfamilial fecal matters
  • Jim Backus
  • Rebel Without a Cause
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • postmodern post-Hellenic tradition of Nikos Nikolaidis
  • Iván Zulueta
  • a delightfully demented dystopian update of a Brothers Grimm fairytale as assembled for a decidedly deracinated generation of Germans
  • Nietzsche
  • Heidegger
  • Der Bunkeris more or less like a short trip to a dark corner of postmodern Occidental purgatory in a insanely zany celluloid form.
  • Luis Buñuel
  • The Goonies
  • great polack pervert Walerian Borowczyk
  • Nickelodeon TV
  • Der Bunker is not obnoxious, condescending, or heavy-handed in its execution.
  • deranged cold cunt
  • Angela Merkel
  • ponn star Georgina Spelvin
  • quasi-autistic kraut gnome
  • mutant hate child of Andy Warhol and Angela Merkel
  • Higgs boson
  • naked emaciated Jewish corpses
  • hand with her Führer-esque need for total control as a woman who seems like she has a super clit 
  • kitschy busts of Shakespeare and Nietzsche all of his work.  
  • I consider helicopter parents to be a wholly corrosive social pestilence that has contributed to a generation of socially and sexually autistic cripples that cannot even tie their own shoes or find a clitoris.
  • He is totally oblivious to the fact that his nation has been completely colonized by hostile Islamic hordes, but I digress.
  • one can only assume that Chryssos is the stereotypical kraut leftist lemming who naively believes in the same Judaic Allied Powers propaganda that has been fed to Germans since 1945
  • only Chryssos knows what is going inside his head, but it amazes me that a man that could make such an uncompromisingly wayward flick could be such a stereotypical conformist bitch when it comes to politics
  • avant-garde artist and filmmaker Sidney Peterson
  • that autistic mass murders like Adam Lanza, Elliot Rodger, James Holmes, and Chris Harper-Mercer
  • evil Greco-Aryan Mel Brooks
  • an aesthetically decadent arthouse film for exploitation fans that hate arthouse films